Standup Musician
Attending the Telefon Tel Aviv concert yesterday motivated me to do a little electronic show of my own at coffee shop type venue. I’m nowhere close to figuring out what songs to play or how I’m going to play them. However I did come up with some things to say between songs. Note: I these aren’t funny, that’s the point, Mr. point-out-obviousness-in-comic-book-guy’s-voice-kind-of-person.
Things to say between songs.
- I wasn’t supposed to play that song.
- Electronic music is an easy gig, just hit play on itunes and check your facebook while twirling a knob or two.
- Why isn’t anyone dancing?
- Stop clapping the song’s not over.
- Feel free to flash me
- If you don’t like my music please complain to the venue, they hired me and forced you to pay.
- If you do like my music you should seek counseling.
- I will be selling cupcakes in the back
- To the guys that are holding their girl in front of them so they don’t accidentally rub elbows with another guy: I would not worry about having your girl stolen by the guy next to you, you should actually be worried about holding your girl too close to my manliness, she might not come home with you.
- goodnight.
You can use these at your show if you’d like. Creative Commons and all that junk. Or you could make your own.
I’ll post something serious next time. Sorry about the photo Josh, you are very down to earth and make great music. AM-I-RITE?