March 9th, 2010 — 1:43am

Being a Pick Up Artist is all the rage, In fact I hear all the kids are doing it! So I’ve decided to help you out. Yes, you may think Mystery is the pickiest artist of them all but he looks like woman. Instead follow MY steps to finally getting the girl of your dreams!
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March 9th, 2010 — 12:10am

I hate basketball.
Anyway. I’m writing here because I promised myself that I would. There’s a bit of things going on so I thought I would tell you about some of them. Read on if you please.
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February 19th, 2010 — 8:06pm

Friday Homework III: Read a freakin’ book.
No, really, sit your ass down and read a book. It doesn’t even have to be a good book. JEEZ.
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February 12th, 2010 — 12:11pm

Make Valentines Day cards by hand and hand them out to people you know. You don’t even have to like them.
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January 11th, 2010 — 9:30pm
So my little holiday card thing turned out to be quite rad. I’m glad you all liked them. Here are a few of your images. I hope the holidays treated you awesome. Now back to cold cold reality. You’re all amazing. More after the break.

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December 29th, 2009 — 9:43pm

Kind of a bummer that The Number Twelve looks like you had to break up. 9 years playing good olde fashioned rock and roll.It’s certainly an acquired taste, like blood sausage. Brilliant musicians and fun music. But all things end, and they certainly ended on a high note.
And now a ton of videos after the jump
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December 23rd, 2009 — 10:58pm
Look what I received in the mail today! Mark Perez @faceofbass sent me a real physical copy of this band Ransom’s album “Against the grain”. Ransom is a self described melodic metal band but holy shit do they kick you in the balls. I take back my melodic band stance, at least for this band.
You can follow mark on twitter at @faceofbass as well as Ransom at @ransomIS check out their music at http://www.reverbnation.com/ransomis
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December 19th, 2009 — 11:17pm

Happy Holidays! since you’ve all been nice, I recorded this holiday ep just for you! (yes you)
All songs written and performed by me except xmasPolice which is a cover/re-interpretation of Radiohead’s Karma police okay it’s a parody… please don’t sue me?
Happy Holidays! share and enjoy.
Songs Downloads and Lyrics after the jump
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December 12th, 2009 — 11:23am
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December 7th, 2009 — 9:40pm

This year I took the time to make up some greeting cards for my fine twitter followers. Most of them were happy to provide a mailing address. I wrote them all handwritten messages. A few are to international friends from South Korea, Mexico and England. I found it fun and hope they enjoy them.
Comment » | Holidays, Photo, craft, wankery